This song was originally featured in the 2001 grad student holiday party skit. In the skit, we proposed to populate the new CS building with all the Ave restaurants, but the song works just fine if you leave the restaurants where they are.

You should sing this to the tune of the Can-Can.

There's Tandoor House, A-Pizza Mart
and Baci's in with Henry's art
Flower's, Denny's, Bulldog News
and Honeybee's where Big Time Brews.

No food's as good as Wonder Wok's
Except perhaps Jack-in-the-Box
Wingdome, Cedar's, Northeast Thai
La Vaca, Brava, and Nasai.

Pagliacci, Little Thai and Mix Ice Cream
Continental, Neelam's Indian Cuisine

Grand Illusion, Earl's on the Ave, IHOP
Perkengruven, European Pastry Shop

Inaka's Teryaki-San
and Eddie's News Cafe is gone
Orizuru's Ichiro
and Philly cheese steaks had to go

First McDonald's went kaput
Then Burger King soon followed suit
Then Sea Shanty took a dive
But Orange King is still alive!?

Agua Verde, Ugly Mug and Shalimar
Air Conditioning, Dixie's if you've got a car

Russian Bakery, Tokyo Garden, College Inn
Bean and Bagel, and Aspara Indian

There's Kiku, Pepe's, Taco Bell,
And Pearl, Aladdin Falafel,
Jamba Juice and Gingko Tea,
and Solstice, Shultzy's and Thanh Vi

There's Costas, Ruby's and the HUB
Thai Spice, Dalmuti's, Zilly's subs
Starbuck's, Tully's, Zoe, Burke
And then, I guess, there's always work.

Saigon Deli, Mandy's, Sherpa, Haagen-Dasz
Thai-ger Room for Rama served with peanut sauce

Brothers Thanh, Sahara, SUBS and Burger Hut
Bartell's Drugs will sell you Pepto for your gut
'Cause if you're hungry I've a hunch
We'll find a spot where you can munch
So grab your coat and let's go get some lunch!