The Rabbit's Thesis

SCENE:

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

FOX:

"What are you working on?"

RABBIT:

"My thesis."

FOX:

"Hmm. What's it about?"

RABBIT:

"Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause)

FOX:

"That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."

RABBIT:

"Sure they do, and I can prove it. Come with me." They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, the rabbit returns, alone, to his typewriter and resumes typing. Soon, a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

WOLF:

"What's that you're writing?"

RABBIT:

"I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws)

WOLF:

"You don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"

RABBIT:

"No problem. Do you want to see why?" The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

SCENE:

Inside the rabbit's burrow. In one corner, there is a pile of fox bones. In another corner, a pile of wolf bones. On the other side of the room a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.

(The End)

MORAL:

It doesn't matter what you choose for a thesis subject. It doesn't matter what you use for data. What does matter is who you have for a thesis advisor.